Another Fess reads: "I always used to hold my husbands penis and sing in to it like a microphone to make him laugh. He passed away a month ago and I can't share this memory with anyone." The father-of-three from Wolverhampton has been breaking a niche in the internet for 20 years, and started Fesshole in 2019. Working as a solicitor I have to do loads of anti-money laundering training; how to spot it, what methods are used, new developments in techniques, etc. As a result, I'd be really good at money laundering and I think I'd enjoy the creative challenge more than the day job. It enables people to anonymously confess "their sins" and countless have already turned to it for a shot at internet absolution. So let's see if we can give them exactly that, shall we?

The RRP is the suggested or Recommended Retail Price of a product, set by the publisher or manufacturer. When visiting New York the wife and I had a routine each night when we ate out, I'd 'propose' to her and she'd tearfully accept, Americans being Americans would whoop and cheer and occasionally the restaurant let us eat for free. We'd been married 8 years." Some of his Tweets have been retweeted and shared to millions of people. The funny anecdotes have reached across the globe, and has even lead to followers in Hollywood. Ron has been sent 150,000 anonymous confessions, and shares the ones he thinks his audience will like the most - so long as they are not creepy and he doesn't think they are made up. Confessions like: "I'm a bus driver. If I'm having a bad day at work, I'll look in the mirror while driving, and mutter to myself 'you're all ****s aren't you?' and then tap the brakes twice so they all nod."I used to do admin for a firm of solicitors. 80% of them were absolute morons. I have no idea how people so stupid got qualified or continued to be employed. I once filled an entire C90 cassette with recordings of my farts. I wish I still had it. I would say it's my life's greatest achievement. I'm a partner in a firm of Solicitors and I'm 63.

First published in 1947, Varsity is the independent student newspaper for the University of Cambridge. The wild, the wonderful, the frankly unbelievable and the downright disgusting. Under the anonymity of the internet people confess their most embarrassing secrets and it might not be good for their souls, but it’s great for the readers!’Richard K HerringThe account appears particularly popular with lawyers (or those who have had dealings with them), so Legal Cheek has taken it upon itself to highlight some of the more eye-catching admissions. Fesshole has also gone on tour with an interactive audience. Attendees can submit confessions and own up to them in front of everyone, while they'll also discuss topics that the room has been surveyed on prior to the event. I answer my front door in my coat, if it's someone I want to see I say I've just got in and if it's someone I really don't want to see I say I was just on my way out, works every time." Fesshole Live is Rob’s current preoccupation – but afterwards, can we expect more projects from him? He gave me a resounding yes. As one of the “ internet’s first influencers”, he tells me that he’s “made a commitment to entertaining via internet projects until I die”. WHAT DO B3TA AND BORIS JOHNSON HAVE IN COMMON? THEY BOTH SEEMED LIKE A FUNNY IDEA 20 YEARS AGO AND NOW NEITHER OF THEM WILL F*** OFF"

I think very much like the Bible, it's full of stories that you can learn lessons from. I'm not telling you what the lesson is. I'm saying you need to read it and find your own meaning and important lessons of humanity." My wife passively aggressively points out my failings to the dog when I'm in earshot. I tell her this is pathetic, but when she goes out, I sit him down and give him my account of events at length."

I work with my own gut feeling," he said. "The stuff I don't publish is because I think it would be wrong to put it in front of a large audience. Rob Manuel, 48, from north-east London, runs the Fesshole online account, which gives people the chance to tell their best anecdotes – but under complete anonymity.